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[Romeo Vince Leonardo]

Can someone please translate this for me. it is for a friend of mine. His girl doesn't want to say what it means and I suspect the worse of it. Please help us1: woi muzta na man mo?2: asa naman ka?nag una ka dha holland?kuhaa ko behnaay hiring dha na diriect?paanhaa ko bah,,cge nahahahahhayaha nimo oinaminyo naka?3: inady,,pang hatag og kwarta dha behehehesa western union langdato naka noh?hahahamaypa kaakoa apply pa japon,,tawag sad naku oi09##########4: asa man kang jundie ani oi?wat ang name??la man nko nakita...then hatag daun iya number be..hehe09########## ------

[zen]

it's a simple updating and joking between friends..1. hey..how are you?2. where are you now?you went ahead to holland?please send for me/get meis there a direct hiring there?let me come there..pleasehahahayou're so well offhave you gotten married?3. Inday (a name), please send money herehehehethrough western unionyou're already rich, aren't you?hahahagood for youme? will apply to Japan..please do call me..#4. so which is for Jundie? what's the name? I didn't see it..then give me his/her number now..hehe# ------